SRU: A Fish Out of Water                by: Paul G. Jutras

 

"Crush them!" yelled Moe Sierra. He was sitting on the couch, his painted toes up on her coffee table and a facial mask giving his face a green glow. A pink towel was wrapped around his wet hair and he had a pink bathrobe wrapped on.

His wife Edna walked into the room a glared at him from behind her own mud mask. In her bathrobe she walked over and put her recently painted toes up on the table with her husband. "Your team winning dear?"

"Would I be yelling if they were?" Moe answered. "Those idiots just fumbled the easiest pass in football history. Edna laid her head on Moe's shoulder and began to nuzzle it. As they went to kiss, the masks stuck together.

"This wasn't such a good idea." Edna giggled.

"That's for sure." Moe chuckled back.

The next day Edna was making sandwiches and packing them in a picnic basket to take with them to the stadium. Edna preferred going out for the games, but Moe liked their Sundays together instead. When they went out, he could dress up and relax with her.

Edna opened up the refrigerator and took a plate of devil eggs. She knew how her husband practically lived on them during holiday parties. She carefully wrapped them and set them inside the basket. "Better remove that lipstick before we go out dear. Don't want stares like the last time. Even if they did believe it came off my lips."

Moe let out a loud burp and pardon himself. Edna didn't mind since a lot of people around her were during the same due to their bought hotdogs and soda. Underneath his thick boots and pants, he kept his hose on. He pictured his painted nails through the nylon and found it hard to focus on the game as she wiggled her toes.

Moe's upper torso shivered and made him wish he had on a full body suit instead of just pantyhose on. As he shivered he suddenly felt something cold on his crotch. When he looked down he saw a boy with a goofy smile had spilled his ice cream on his lap.

Hearing the roar of the crowd, Moe quickly turned his attention back to the kick off. It wasn't long before the enemy team was making their way to his rooting team's goal line. "Down so much there isn't a chance of winning." Moe muttered at the thought of needing to get a new team to root for.

"Moe, what's wrong?" Edna asked as she blew sexily in his ears. He always like the feel of her hot breath on him. Especially times like this when he was cold. As she snuggled closer, his penis went erect and he couldn't help but eject his sperm into his nylon, making them stick about his crotch and inner thighs. He wished he wore some panties under the hose.

He shivered a bit more as he watched the mascot guy dancing about in his costume. He was trying to get the crowd to cheer the team, but it was hard to get excited when one was loosing by so many points. By half time the game was so boring that the two decided to go home.

"Things not going very well are they?" Said a little man in a pointy hat and a beard that reached all the way to the ground. One could not see his feet because the length of his robe also touched the ground. "If you had a genie in the family it could work."

"You got frost on your mind?" Moe shivered as he stood beside his wife.

"I'm a wizard." The man said as he slipped a lamp out from under his robe and handed it over to Edna. Moe and Edna looked at one another and then back to see that The Wizard was gone.

"Where did he go?" Moe asked.

"He was here." Moe muttered. "The lamp is proof of that."

Getting home, Mr. And Mrs. Sierra flopped on the couch and slipped out of their boots. As they put their feet on the floor they flexed the toes. He pulled his feet up from under him and they two snuggled up together to keep one another warm.

"What about this?" Edna asked as she handed Moe the lamp. "You think you can clean it up while I make dinner?"

"Love to." Moe smiled as Edna went into the kitchen while Moe took out some polish and a dust rag. As he rubbed it, he designated into a puff of pink of smoke that poured into the lamp.

"Moe?" Edna asked as she raced into the room and began to rub the lamp. The pink smoke reappeared and Moe appeared before her with long curly hair dressed in a harem outfit. As he touched his C-cup breasts, he knew it was a real as the empty feeling between his legs. "What happened?"

"Well Ed- Mistress." Moe couldn't help but saying. "There was no genie in the lamp, but when I rubbed it I became the genie. The lamp's trap was meant for you, but now I'm your slave."

"My love slave you mean." Edna kissed her genie on her ruby red lips and lead her to the bedroom. "Let's see if this change has effected your performance in bed or not, sweet thing."

With Edna's new endless wishes they had many new ways of making love. Including making love as mermaids, different types of animals and even took turns at being latex love dolls. One thing was for sure. With Moe's new female genie body, he never again felt like a fish out of water.

THE END

 

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