SRU: Bikini Beach             by: Paul G Jutras                PAULJUTRAS@PRODIGY.NET

 

A disgruntled lady walked up to the counter, carrying a blow up love doll under her arm. "Listen here you," she said the man behind the counter. The man was barely over four foot tall. 4'3" with his hat containing pictures of moons and stars. "You sold my husband a love doll so he could practice some new moves he wanted to try on me. Now he is the love doll. Change him back to normal immediately!"

The wizard watched as the woman held the naked blow up doll before her. "I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't do refunds. And it's not my fault that your husband didn't follow the instructions when I sold him the love doll. Now get out of here before I decide to make you and your husband a match set."

Flustered, the woman left the store. The bell behind the door tinkled as she stormed out into the mall. The wizard was a bout to wait for a new customer when his desk top computer came alive all on its own. The wizard turned just in time to hear the computer say: YOU GOT MAIL.

Inside his apartment, Bart Kisses brought up a computer list of comics from the retail store he deals with. The computer showed a long list before him.

DARKHORSE: SHADOW LADY

GUNSMITH CATS

DC ACTION COMICS

BATMAN

WONDER WOMAN

STEEL

GREEN LANTERN

SHAZAM

MARVEL SPIDER-MAN

FANTSTIC FOUR

SPIDER-GIRL

HULK

MISC. COMICS: ARCHIE

SAILORMOON

RANMA ½

STAR WARS CLASSIC

MANTRA

OVID

BIKINI BEACH

ALTERED FATES

SPELLS R US

TWISTED TALES

 

Bart just scrolled down past all that to the area referred to as RELATED MERCHANDISE. He started to look at the list for items that were related to the Transgender Comics that he enjoyed reading so much.

OVID JUDGE GAVEL

SPELLS R US WIZARD HATS

SPELLS R US WIZARD MODELS AND DISPLAY FIGURES

BIKINI BEACH BEACH TOWELS

Bart stopped on the last item. He moved his mouse to highlight it on the computer screen. He then moved his mouse over to the order form. He typed in his name, address and phone number. He then put down his credit card number and clicked on a button marked: ORDER.

"Greetings, Bart Kisses." A robotic voice came over the computer. "That you for ordering through the Spells R Us Order Form. You have made an excellent choice."

"W - What's going on?" Bart asked stunned.

The old man sighed. "It's me, Bart." The computer spoke to him. "The Spells R Us Wizard, speaking to you from my store at the mall."

"That's ridiculous. The Spells R Us Wizard is just a character in a comic book."

"Don't get cocky and prepare to get the item you ordered." The wizard said flatly as a beach towel appeared like magic on top of his bed. Bart walked over and looked at it. The towel was white and had a picture of a girl wearing a blue bikini on it. "Hope you enjoy your purchase."

That night, Bart finished his bath and decided to use his new beach towel to dry off. As he ran the towel up and down each leg, his leg hair came off. Same happened as he ran his towel over both his body and face. As he walked to his bedroom, he felt an increasing heaviness on his chest. "What's happening?" Bart said in a high pitch voice, as he looked down. He knew at once he now had a female body, but had trouble looking at it with his large DD size breasts.

As he wrapped the towel around himself, he sat on the bed and tried to figure out what to do. As his pink polish toes touched a piece of paper on the bedroom rug, he picked it up.

BIKINI BEACH MEMBERSHIP 225 OCEAN BEACH BLVD.

"Terrific." Bart grunted as he notice something sticking out from under the bed. Picking it up, Bart found it was a large dildo. The tag attached read: FREE WITH EACH PURCHASE OVER $30.

Curious, Bart inserted the dildo into his new sex. As it went in, he couldn't help but let out a low moan. The pleasure he felt with each movement was better than any hard on he had as a man. Leaving it in, he went to sleep to the tune of its gentle hum.

"Just great." Bart sighed the next day as he squeezed his wide hips into his boxer shorts and jeans. He could only button a couple of buttons on his shirt due to the size of his breasts. He went down to his motorcycle and forced his long hair under his cycle helmet. It felt uncomfortable found himself having thoughts of going to the salon to have his hair made short and styled. Shaking off that thought, he road down the address.

Finding the address, he found a large stone fence that he could see over and a iron gate entrance. There was a woman in a mini skirt and high heel guard uniform. Feeling nervous, Bart walked over and handed the guard the pass.

"Excuse me, can you tell me how long this pass is good for?" Bart asked as he handed it to the security guard. The woman took the card, looked it over and smiled when handing it back.

"Not to worry Beverly." The woman said with a mysterious grin. "It's a lifetime membership."

"Great." Bart/Beverly sighed. "Now what am I going to do for work and a place to stay. When my landlord sees me, he'll either throw me out for trespassing or have me arrested for breaking and entering."

"If it's work you need, we have a lifeguard opening." The security guard smiled in a way that made Bart/ Beverly smile too. Going to the locker room, he changed into a purple bikini with a lacy thong bottom. He quickly found himself in a love/hate relationship with the bikini top. He loved the support it gave his breasts but hated the straightjacket feel it gave him otherwise.

"Well if I have to be a lifeguard I'm glad I got my own built in floatation devices." Bart/Beverly thought as he sat on his lifeguard stand. The dildo continued to vibrate merrily between his legs.

THE END

 

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