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Scores Out of 10

by Lauran Travis

 

If you want to feel your feminine side how about trying this bitchy game next time you are out in a tranny area like Canal St Manchester.

The idea is to score the people you see. Best done with a friend, then you can sit with your drink and watch the world go by, and be proper catty.

This list is mine, but of course you can change it suit yourselves. One word of caution, do not tell people the score unless they are somewhere near the top as the reaction from a number3 say, might result in you not looking terribly feminine a few minutes later.

 

10, no way of telling with clothes on, unless someone tells you.

9, Very good but tries to hard, OTT. If toned down would be a 10

8, Pretty good, but little things give her away, big hands/feet, voice maybe, but at first look a 10.

7, Not bad, the casual observer would not read this one, but lacks the feminine style.

6, Uses confidence to carry off their lack of convincing features, gets away with it at a distance

5, Good in a club with poor lights, knows not to go out in daytime, but dresses for fun, usually in mini and stiletto’s

4, Good body but dresses like a man, except is using female clothes, wear dark, likes things which resemble his usual clothes, shirt style blouses and flat lace up shoes, and of course not terribly neat.

3, Wrong build, builder type, big arms, hands in fact everything is big, including the beer belly.

2, Miss matched outfit, stubble, drinks pints

1, Rubbish wears one piece of clothing and thinks that is it, a skirt with brogues and socks. But the skirt is definitely not a kilt.

  

  

  

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