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Ronda

by Rone Welles

6

Ronda and Danielle dropped off the Dunbar's at the airport Е..We rejoin our friends as they return home ЕЕ.

Uncle Bob drove my VW bus to the airport and coming home he said,

" it needs air-conditioning,

This bus runs like a new one you did a super good job rebuilding it Е..Steve told me to contact a man he knows and talk to him about a trade,, He said to wait about a week before you call that way he can get in touch with him first to give a heads up and get you the best deal Е..Do you want to try it ? "

"Yes Е..Steve knows a lot of good people and his contacts should be a great help Е.. Maybe I can get a van with hand controls and a scooter lift that would really help Е That way we still have room for everybody to ride at the same time ЕЕ"I said

" Can we stop at your house and look at mom's truck ? Just to see if I can fix it ? "

Uncle Bob said ,," You're not dressed for that kind of grease and dirt you knowЕyou should go and change your dress and put on a coverall to keep the dirt off you Е.." " Both of you " .

"OK we can do that Е." I said " Dan want to help me with the truck ? "

Dan said " I never worked on anything before what can I do Е.."

"Well I can't get around so you could get me the tools I need, and help me with the parts when I take them off.. That way I can keep going and with both of us we will get it done a lot faster Е.."

" That sounds like a plan to me and it will help me to learn about carsЕ."

Uncle Bob said" I will help to I need to learn from the best mechanic I know ..Even if she is a little smallЕ..

" OK were here Е..Go change your clothes and I will wait for you Е.."

I got my sticks and waddled into the houseЕ." Hi mom were home ,,,,, Dan and I are going over to uncle Bob's to look at your truck ЕЕI need a change and a change of clothes ,, also need to wash my bottom it is sore and burns a little Е.."

Mom said "let me check you to make sure you are all right down there we don't want to take any chances ,,,,Е. You're not fully healed yet and you don't need a rash ЕЕ"

Into the bedroom mom put me on the changing table took off my diaper and it was wet Е

Then she washed my bottom and put some cream on the sore spots Е..She took off my braces

And dress Е.put my old jeans and a T shirt a clean diaper clean socks braces and brushed my hair tied it back in a ponytailЕ." OK one little girl ready for the dirt pile Е.go , , Where is Dan she needs to change too Е..

"Danielle Do you need any help ? "

"I cant find any old pants to wear ,,,,do you have anything I could use "Dan asked

" I have some pants you can use they are not to badly worn out and you are about my size ..

Lets check in here ,,,,, try these on see if they fit " mom handed her the pants Е.

"They are a little loose ,,,,,,,,but the length is good and will be fine ,,,,Thanks mom ,,,, "

"Your welcome Danielle ,,,,,,," When Dan called her mom I could see her smile a little.

She starting to get used to five girls now Еthe two oldest used to be boys but you would never know if no one told you that Е. They looked like pretty girls and acted that way Е..Patty , Cat and Bobbie were over at uncle Bobs playing with Amy and Billy Е..Aunt Wendy cooking supper when we came in uncle Bob wanted to change his clothes before we started Е..

"Hi Dan , you a boy or a girl today ?"Amy asked

"I think I might stay a girl" Dan said "I'm a little confused yet but with Ron around it helps a lot especially when she works on these projects and shows that a girl can do it just as well as a boy .." "Anyway I don't have the parts to be a boy anymore ЕЕЕ.and with these on my chest I don't look like a boy do I Amy ?"

"No that's for sure. You look like a girl all the time you just need to work your hair a little more .."

"After we work on the truck ,we can play with it ok"

"OK lets go ,,, come on times a wasting were burning daylight "Е..said uncle Bob Out in the barn we took the hood off mom's truck and removed the wiring and fuel lines Е.

Took off the intake manifold and lifter cover turned the motor over and could see the camshaft was broken near the timing chain Еwe pulled the front off removed the radiator and condenser the belts and timing cover Е. Removed the rocker arm assembly and lifters then worked the cam out of the block the first piece was easy the back part was a bear to get out ЕЕ.One of the cam bearings was seized to the shaft and I had to cut the bearing with a chisel an a hammer Еthis is when a small girl with small hands are the right size Е

I pulled the drain plug on the oil pan and Dan started cleaning the engine while I worked on the oil passages and checked for oil flow that one port was blocked with crud that caused the cam to break Е..With the engine all cleaned Uncle Bob called John at the parts store and ordered the new parts with gaskets and sealer Е..Ready for tomorrow ..We were mess grease from head to toe as we walked out of the barn john came with the parts and it was getting darkЕ..

"Look at the grease pile walking " John said " Which one ? " Uncle Bob said

"Who, s that under there, that you Ronda? Gad you are dirty not playing with dolls huh Е

Or did Bob just rub that on you to make it look good Е.? " He put the parts down and went back to his truck got some hand cleaner and brought it back gave it to me said Е" Rub this on that grease and then wash it off that will save some time and a lot easierЕ." Danielle I didn't recognize you with greasy kid stuff in your hair " Е..

"It's the new look all the kids want it .." Dan said moving her hand thru her hair Е..

Come on in john we are about to have dinner want to join us ..? Bob asked

"Is the greasy look required?"john asked Е.. Bob "Not today." "OK "

"Dinner in ten minutes Go CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES all three of you " Wendy directed us toward the back of the house Е."Come on in john the kids are in the back room so the front room is quiet for now anyway "Е..Dinner was good again Wendy can really cook ЕЕ

The next morning Dan and I got up early and made breakfast then out to the barn before anybody else was up ЕЕ..after aligning the bearing and sliding the camshaft in Uncle Bob came out Е

" You didn't wake me Е How are we doing ,where we at ?ЕЕ.Holy cow you have that in already."

"Yep,, we were just going to put the lifters back in, that's the next step Е."

"If you would take that STP oil and rub the Lifters and hand them to DanЕ" I asked

Everything was going well , no problems everything lined up ,,,we were setting the timing Aunt Wendy called for us to clean up for lunch Е.We ate out in the barn we were to dirty to eat in the houseЕAfter lunch all the major parts were done , so we started reassembling the front part and had the oil in and wiring complete fuel lines complete .. The whole front of the engine looked new and shinnyЕ."All set for the smoke testЕЕЕ"

Uncle Bob turned the key and the engine started turning over, it took a few minuets but then started and sounded good Е.smooth ,, very little vibration

We put the hood back on and drove it for a road test ЕЕEverything worked like it is supposed to

The Wax Job caperЕЕЕЕЕ

Back at the house it is time to get cleaned up . The need to wash is catching up on me , I itch all over Dan and I went to the bathroom and started to strip off our clothing and fill the bath tub Е

Dan help me to get in the tub while she got undressed , as she was looking in the mirror she said, " I need to shave the hair under my arms and on my legs Е.." I told her " I don't grow hair anywhere I guess I'm lucky in some ways Е.. Why don't you wax your hair off it lasts longer I have heard Е. Aunt Wendy has some up there on top of the medicine cabinet Е.Want to try it ?" I said Е."Why not,,,, let me read the instructions Е"

Dan got the wax kit down read the box and was ready to try it Е.

" It said on the box that this is painless Easy hair removalЕ..Well this is a cold wax system No melting a clump of hot wax Е..You just rub the strips together in your hand Е. They get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg ( or wherever else ) and you pull the hair right off.

No fuss , No muss , how hard can it be Е?" Dan said Е"I mean I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out Е."

So she pulled one of the thin strips out.. Its two strips facing each other stuck together Е.

But instead of rubbing them together , Her genius kicks in so she got out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees ( cold wax < yeah right ) she laid the strip across her thigh ,Hold the skin around it tight and pulled Е.." It works ! .. OK so it wasn't the best feeling , but it wasn't too bad Е

I can do thisЕ" she said

"Hair removal no longer eludes me ! I AM SUPER WOMEN fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin EXTRAORDINAIREЕ" Dan said holding the strip up over her head ..

The next strip went up a little north Е..After that hair fighting championship Danielle dropped her panties .. Placed one foot on the toilet using the same procedure, she was going to a bikini line,

Covering the right half of her vaginal area and stretching down to inside of her butt cheekЕ

( Yes , it was a loooooonnng strip )

She inhaled " <<< ,#^$### ,,, >> RRRRRIIIIPPPPP#@^%$#*&$$. IM BLIND Е.. BLINDED FROM THE PAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.."

Vision returning slowly , she started to breathe again.. Looked down and only half the strip came off.

Another deep breath and RIPPPP ! " Everything is swirls and spotted I think I'm going to pass out ,,

Must stay awake fight to stay conscious do you hear the crashing DRUMS ???? Breathe,,, Breathe ..Ok,, OK ,, back to normal ,,,,,

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip ,,, the one that caused me all that pain the one with my hairy pelt sticking to it Е.I want to revel in the glory that is the triumph over body hairЕ

I hold up the strip ! There is no hair on it Е. Where is the hair ?????

WHERE IS THE WAX ???????

Slowly I ease my head down ,,,, foot still perched on the toilet Е. I see the hair ЕЕЕ

The hair that should be on the stripЕ..

I touch ,,,,, I am touching wax ЕЕ Crap ..,,..,, I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body which is now covered in cold wax and matted hairЕ..

THE NEXT BIG MISTAKE ЕЕ.remember my foot is still on the toilet??

I know I need to do something ЕЕ

I put my foot down ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BIG DAM MISTAKE. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I could hear the slamming of the cell doorЕ..Vagina ? Sealed shut ! Butt ? Sealed shut !

Danielle penguin walked around to the tub where I was laughing and tears coming out of my eyes ,,,

BECAUSE SOAP GOT IN THEM ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha Е..

"Don't make me laugh ,,I might have to poop and my head would blow off ",,

,,She said.. "If I pass gas ,,I can't think of what would happen but it would be painful

What can I do now ?" She asked Е.

"Help me out of this tub and we will work it out ЕЕ"

Dan helped me to put my braces on then I wrapped a towel around under my arms tucked it in Е

"What do we do to melt the wax ??" ЕЕ " I know Hot Water melts wax,,,,, I'll run the hottest water you can stand into the tub ,, OK get in ," I said

She immersed the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and she can gently wipe it off ,,,

Right ,, ?? WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .

SHE IS IN THE TUB THE WATER IS SLIGHTLY HOTTER THAN THAT USED TO TORTURE PRISONERS OF WAR OR STERILIZE SURGICAL EQUIPMENT AS SHE TRIED TO GET UP ЕЕЕЕЕЕEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAЕЕЕЕЕ?

Now the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together ,,is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub in scalding HOT waterЕ.

Which by the way doesn't melt cold wax ЕЕ?

She has cement - epoxies herself to the porcelain GOD Е.

"Ronda, that's it, call mom, we need help" PUT COLD WATER IN there Е.. I will get mom..

Mom and Aunt Wendy were sitting at the table when I came out and explained " Danielle was stuck in the bathtub and she needs a little help !"

She was waxing her , her , she has never done this before Еis there some secret of how to get her undoneЕ?"

How's that for a conversation starter Е..Four eyebrows went up at the same time ?????

Like radar scanning the area Е.MORE INPUT PLEASE ? MOM ASKED ..

"Your truck runs very well mom did you try it yet ?"

"stop beating around the bush ,,,,what happened to Dan .?

"she is stuck on the tub her who, who is glued together and so is her butt on the bottom of the tub "

There was A long silence a slight pause so to speak for that to sink in Е..

Snicker , snicker giggle , giggle snicker, snicker HA HA HA snicker smiling from ear to ear mom got up with Aunt Wendy headed toward the bathroom Е..As they see Danielle sitting there ..

"Where exactly is the wax located are we talking cheeks or legs or who ha ?" mom asked

Danielle started to give mom a rundown of what happened Aunt Wendy was in the hall sliding the wall down laughing out loud , this brought the rest of the girls to see what was going on ..Mom could not hold it any longer and started laughing holding her belly with tears running she leaned against the sink and picked up the box ЕЕ

"Hey we can call the hot line on the side of the box ."she said

"Yeah !!!!!!!!!!! Right !!!!!!!!!!!!! I should be the joke of the week in someone else's night time joke " Е.. Dan asked Е" can I try some other solution like scraping it off with a razor Е."

Now her brain was not working ЕЕ. If you have ever tried shaving your girlie goodies covered in hot wax , glued shut , stuck to the tub in super hot water , then dry shaving the sticky wax off !!!!!

By now her dignity has taken a major hike and sure she will need Post Traumatic Stress counseling for this event ЕЕmom reads the box and finds the saving grace ЕЕЕ".Here the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax "mom saidЕDanielle said "What do I have to lose at this point ,,,," mom rubs some on ,,,,

The scream woke the dead, probably woke the kids on the other side of the world ,and scared the dickens out of the girls in the hall ( I don't think they will ever wax anything )

"It,s soooo painful , but I don't care ." IT WORKS , it works " Dan said Е mom successfully removed the remainder of the wax ЕЕDanielle stood up and looked down then noticed to her despair the hair was still there , all of it Е..so she recklessly shaved it off,. " Heck I'm numb now nothing hurts . I could have amputated my own leg at this point " Еshe said Е.." Next week Im going to try hair coloring ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ "







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