Ranma 1/2: Nightmare on Happosi St.                   by: Paul G Jutras

 

"Come back here!" A girl shouted as a mob of girls chases Happoasi out of school as he made off with a sack filled with their underwear. Carrying brooms they swung and missed.

"Oh no you don't!" Ranma shouted as he tossed his book bag and beamed Happosi in the back of the head. Happosai went face to in the dirt, making him loose his bag and the girls under flying free everywhere. The girls all leapt and start to stomp on the old pervert.

With bruises and bumps all over his head, Happy headed for the Tendo household in his torn clothes. Going into his room, he collapse on his mat bed and took an ancient Chinese sleeping pill.

"After a nap I'll be my old self and ready to teach Ranma a lesson on who's the master around here."

As Happosai took the pill, he yawned and dropped onto his back with a loud snore. As he did, the sky grew dark and stormy enough to get the attention of both the Tendos and Saotomes.

"Oh my," Kasumi said as she stared out just in time to see a bolt of lighting come down upon the house and blind the families temporary. "What strange weather we're having this evening."

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ranma's voice echoed through the house.

"Son, are you okay?" Mr. Tendo asked as he lead the group as they busted into the bathroom. They saw a female Ranma as he laid in a tub filled with hot water. The group only stared in shock while Ranma looked down at himself depressed.

"What's going on?" Ranma asked with a sadness in his voice tone. "No matter how many hot baths I take, I can't change back into a guy. I'm stuck as a girl."

"Anyone notice anything else strange around here?" Nabiki asked as she walked up in her green T-shirt and white shorts. "Such as the bathroom isn't the only place with nylons hanging to dry. "They're all over the house."

"It isn't like the master to leave his collection scattered all over the place." Mr. Tendo said as the group headed to the masters room while Akane checked out some of the scattered underwear.

"This is so embarrassing." Ranma sighed. "If we don't figure out what's going on, I'll never be a guy again."

"If you ask me, it'll be an improvement in you two's relationship." Nabiki teased as they opened Happoasi's bedroom and found him sitting on a throne surrounded by school girls in sailor uniforms.

"Master, what's the meaning of bringing these girls into my house!" Mr. Tendo demanded as Mr. Saotome's mouth dropped opened and his eyes bugged out.

"Can you tell me how to get girls to hang around me like that?" Mr. Saotome asked.

"I got a better idea." Happy said as he puffed on his pipe and blew a smoke ring in their direction. "Why don't you join them."

"ARRRRUGGHHH!" Mr. Tendo and Saotome screamed as they turned into full adult females before their eyes. "This is a nightmare."

"Your nightmare, my dream." Happaosi grinned wickedly. "I tried an old Chinese sleeping pill to provide the user good dreams. This is always been my favorite. Nabiki dear, give you master a back rub."

"How much will you pay me?" Nabiki asked as she found her legs moving on their own. She dropped down behind Happy and began to massage his shoulders. "Dad, er mom, you've got to do something."

"What about you?" Ranma asked his former father, who was combing his now long dark hair. Getting mad, he scooped up water from the fish pond, not noticing the fish were really living knee highs swimming about. Splashing his father with cold water only changed him from human girl to a girl panda.

"Ranma, you've got to help us." Akane said. "I don't want to live in his dream for the rest of my life."

"That ain't going to happen." Ranma said as he attack master Happosai, only to find his chestnut roasting speed to be gone in this reality.

The next day Ranma notice that Tokyo Tower was replaced with The Statue of Happoasi. When he, Nabiki and Akane went to leave for school, he found a force field kept him on the property.

"I wonder." Ranma thought as he turned around to see Happy sitting on the front porch while blowing smoke rings around his head.

"You want a piece of me, huh." Happosi smiled wickedly as he posed in his pre-attack martial arts stance. With lighting speed he attacked he went at Ranma who was still able to dodge back and fourth. So he thought. When Happy backed off, Ranma notice he was in a sailor top and ankle length blue skirt. The type of school uniform the girls serving Happy was in.

"That should teach you to disrespect your master." He grinned as he went back inside and Ranma headed to his room to change clothes. He only found all his male clothes had vanished.

"You've got to be kidding." He heard Nabiki say as he walked to her room and found her dressed as a harem girl. Akane, Kasumi and even their female fathers were dressed for a harem. "Ranma, that monster has gone too far. You've got to do something."

"I think I got an idea." Ranma remember the concubine contest he was in once to rescue Akane and the others from that island prince with the curse spring water to turn people and animals into men.

Fixing his hair and changing into a harem outfit, Ranma cuddled up to Happosi with the other girls. "Glad to see you've finally come around." Happy smiled as Ranma got close enough to try to hit him. Ranma's fist stopped in mid motion and froze up while Happy played with his breasts. "HA! You don't think I'll be foolish enough to let you knock me out in the dream world so I'll wake up in the real world."

The Tendos and Saotomes bodies would forever be in comas while their minds were trapped forever to their nightmare on Happaosi Street.

 

THE END

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