Having seen so many tests on whether you’re a boy or girl, I’ve decided to try my hand at making up a nonscientific quiz of my own.

 

A Little Quiz

by Anne O’Nonymous

 

Okay, okay, settle down, children! Today, we have a surprise quiz that will determine your future fate. If you didn’t study, no matter! You can’t study for this anyway. No, Johnny, too late to be sick. Gene, stop pulling Janet’s hair!

Now this should take a whole period, so let’s get started. Open the book to the first page. The title of the test should be: "Manx-Stevenson Test of Female/Male Gender Incompatibility." Boys, you should have "a" version, and girls, yours is the "b" version. Make doubly sure you have the correct version for your sex.

Please fill in the requested information . . . Paul, stop this instant and take your seat! Where was I? Right – fill in the requested information on the four lines inside the cover.

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On the count of three: One, . . . Two, . . . Three – Begin!

1. Whose company do you prefer?

a. The same sex.
b. The opposite sex.
c. Either.
d. What’s my sex again?

2. You are stranded on a deserted isle. You can have anyone there with you. Who would you choose?

a. Ten hunky male athletes.
b. Ten gorgeous female athletes.
c. Ten of the world’s smartest females.
d. Ten of the world’s smartest males.

3. In your sister’s room you find a pair of her panties. What is the first thing you notice about them?

a. They’re so soft.
b. They’re my size.
c. They’re dirty.
d. Uggh!

4. At a mall, you see an obvious boy dressed in girl’s clothing. How do you react?

a. Ignore him.
b. Call him names, like fag and sissy.
c. Go and protect him the best you can.
d. Wish you were he.
e. Call Security.

5. At a party, you are attracted to

a. boys.
b. girls.
c. both.
d. neither.
e. the chaperon.

6. What colors do you prefer?

a. Blues and greens.
b. Reds and yellows.
c. Reds and greens.
d. Blues and yellows.

7. You’re traveling a distance– you would go

a. by train.
b. by bus.
c. by plane.
d. by car.

8. Which word doesn’t fit?

a. Corset
b. Girdle
c. Garter belt
d. Suspenders

9. To get some place you have never been to before, you would

a. ask directions.
b. use a map.
c. just go – you’ll get there when you get there.
d. enjoy the scenery on the way.

10. Who would you rather be with?

a. Mom
b. Pop
c. Sis
d. Brother

11. You make an error in judgment. You

a. accept blame.
b. explain your thoughts at the time.
c. blame someone else.
d. retrace your thinking to avoid repeating the error.

12. You have thoughts of ending it all! It’s because

a. your marks are disappointing.
b. your girlfriend left you.
c. you can’t understand yourself.
d. a bad addiction has taken hold on you.

13. Clint Eastwood has never made a movie wearing female clothes. Why?

a. He’s a man’s man!
b. No one ever asked him.
c. Too much makeup needed for face.
d. Body structure is wrong.

14. These questions are

a. interesting.
b. stupid.
c. nonscientific.
d. retarded.

15. Which is the better picture to hang in your bedroom?

a. A nude male athlete.
b. A nude female athlete.
c. A well-dressed female bodybuilder.
d. A well-dressed male weightlifter.

16. Which word(s) come(s) to mind when you see a male in a dress?

a. Interesting.
b. It’s the wrong color for him.
c. Disgusting.
d. Homo.
e. Why is he dressed that way?

17. You’re about to be married to a most attractive woman. You

a. give up dressing for her.
b. need her acceptance of your "hobby."
c. sit down with her and discuss your need to do this.
d. get her to agree on a private ceremony so both can wear a bridal gown.
e. I’m marrying a what? No way!

18. What word do you most want to apply to you?

a. compassionate
b. stubborn
c. competitive
d. submissive
e. thoughtful
f. empathic
g. gentle

19. What one word do you not want applied to you?

a. shy
b. aggressive
c. handsome
d. submissive
e. competitive
f. sweet

20. In school, my best subject was

a. math.
b. spelling.
c. English.
d. geography.
e. science.
f. gym.

21. You are all dressed up in the prettiest outfit you have! You are going to

a. a tractor pull
b. a ballet
c. a rock concert
d. a classical music concert
e. church
f. nowhere, at home as usual.

22. If you go out, en femme, you are going with

a. your Master.
b. your Mistress.
c. a good male friend.
d. another crossdresser.
e. nobody – just myself.

23. You decide to get a Mistress. She must be

a. good with a whip.
b. strong, yet kind and gentle.
c. someone like "Aunt Jane Thompson."
d. I don’t get her, she gets me.
e. someone who will control all aspects of my life.

24. What is the one thing you absolutely hate about cross-dressing?

a. I have to keep it a secret from everyone I know.
b. I don’t understand why I’m this way.
c. People do not understand me, and don’t want to.
d. We are the final minority!
e. ME! Because of the way I am, and I can’t deal with it.

25. Next To Last Question: Why do you Dress?

a. My Mistress orders it!
b. I feel calmer.
c. To attract males.
d. I really don’t know.
e. It’s what I am – a female in a male body.
f. Because I’m a female/male mix, and to be closer to the Goddess! It makes me a whole person.

26. What is the one thing you want most for yourself in this world?

a. To be at peace with myself.
b. To have others know that I’m as "normal" as they are.
c. Love and acceptance by others.
d. A complete sex change, to be what I should have been.
e. Fill in, then go out and get it.

Okay, pens down, please! This test is over. RL throws too many tests at us; so many that we are afraid to live.

The only valid test is whether you live a full and happy life. Take this to heart: "An it harm none, do what thou will." That none includes you!

 

Peace of the Goddess be with you, always!
Annie O

 

 

 

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