The General

by Elsa B

 

Eric woke slowly , to the constant buzz of an angry insect ,flying round and round in his head . As he resurfaced , he recognised it as his alarm clock . He opened his eyes , with a groan , and looked at the time .It was six a.m., what was he doing awake at this unearthly hour . He had only got to sleep four hours ago after a heavy night with his friends in the chatroom . THE CHATROOM ! That was it , he was due to act as monitor in the room at seven and it was really not fair on the others if he tried to get out of it without a good reason .

 

First things first , get coffee . I can't function without coffee , he thought to himself . He spooned a scoopful of ground coffee into the cafettiere and added boiling water from the kettle . Then while it infused he went for his shower . After the shower he went naked back to the kitchen , poured his coffee , added milk and suger , sipped and let out an ecstatic groan , 'AAAAHHH!!! Beautiful '

He took the coffee back to the bedroom to get dressed .

" Now!" he said to himself " Do I dress normally , or shall I dress for the room ?" He paused to analize his feelings and decided to treat himself and dress for the room . He strolled over to the white chest of drawers ,by the window wall of the room and opened the top drawer . Glancing at the underwear within , he decided on a matching set in pale pink . First he took the knickers and slid them up his leg , He would have to shave them again soon , he thought . Then he took the matching bra and clipped it round his chest , fastening it at the front then swiveling it round and slipping his arms through the straps . He got his breastforms from their containers and debaited whether to glue them or not . Then he remembered that he had to go to the the dentist later , so that was not a viable option .So he just slipped them into the cups and positioned them properly , He just loved to feel the weight pull on his shoulders .

He moved to the dressing table at this point and commenced his make up and Brushed his hair back into a high ponytail . At that point his mindset started to alter to his feminine alter ego 'ELSA' and she thought of herself as female . She went to the closet and studied the clothes on the left side . MMM!! I think that pale blue sheath dress should do it . It was a lovely dress , sleeveless and scoop necked , it fell to mid thigh on her , and outlined her lovely figure perfectly . Her hazel eyes sparkled as she felt , once again , that this was how she should have always been . Instead of a freak of nature , a girl in a boys body . she slipped on a pair of matching two inch heeled court shoes ( for comfort ) and walked into her home office to switch on her computer .

Although she enjoyed her time on the chat lines , she sometimes thought that she could spend her time doing something more useful . For instance Her closest friend , kept mithering her to join in the political protest rallies that were being organised . Still , at least she liked the chat , and it gave her the opportunity of being Elsa once again , where she could be accepted .

She entered the chat room address and watched as her computer scrolled through the electronic highways . Then the magic words hit the screen ' Elsa has joined the channel' . immediately she felt a veritable Barrage of emotion as all of her online friends greeted her and sent her cyber hugs and cuddles .

The first two hours passed rapidly , all Elsa had to do was watch and make sure that no one came in thinking they on a cyber sex channel . Occasionally she commented on some of the themes which flowed around , but mostly she just kept one eye on the channel , while the other revised for her first aid re-exam . Then , gradually , the room quietened as one part of the world went to sleep , and the next shift hadn't got to their leisure time yet . Eventually she was the only person on the channel . This was the boring bit , where she had to concentrate on staying by the computer . She made another coffee , then to her surprise she got a stranger on channel .

 

THE GENERAL HTMIRC 168:243:22:165 HAS JOINED THE CHANNEL.

ELSA> Hi General .

GENERAL> Hi Elsa .

ELSA> Are you well today?

GENERAL> Not really , in fact , I'm quite upset

ELSA> Oh dear! Want to talk about it?

* ELSA HUGGLES THE GENERAL

GENERAL> There's nothing can be done , we're already fighting.

ELSA> There's always something you can do.Even if it's only to give a hug.

ELSA> What started it?

GENERAL> My next door neighbour , came on to my land, and took over my well .

He wouldn't give it back till we made him .

ELSA> That was wrong of him , of course , but if he gave it back , why the problem .

GENERAL> Because he keeps coming back

ELSA> :(

ELSA> Does he say why he takes the well ?

GENERAL> No! But I suppose it's because he's thirsty!

ELSA> Then why not offer him a drink?

GENERAL> But he stole it!!

ELSA> Because he was thirsty!

GENERAL> Ye-es!! But he hurt people when he took it .

ELSA> Did you hurt anyone when you took it back?

GENERAL> Well yes!

ELSA> So why not make the first move , offer a hug instead of a punch .

GENERAL> Then he'll think I'm weak .

ELSA> But you'll know that you're not. You see this site was built on the values of LOVE AND HUGS : We believe that when something good is done , anywhere , no matter how small . It goes a long way to countering the evil all around us .

GENERAL> So if I offer water..........?

ELSA> You're really giving love and goodness .

GENERAL> Anyway , I'm sorry Elsa , I must go . I have an important job to do .

ELSA> O.K. General , just think of what I said ! Hope I was able to help .

GENERAL> More than you know Elsa . Bye and thanks.

ELSA> Bye General , LOVE AND HUGS !

* Elsa hugs The General goodbye .

* THE GENERAL HAS SIGNED OFF : LEFT THE CHANNEL

 

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Elsa sighed and switched on the news . Ruritania and Baravia were at each others throats again, something to do with water tables and access . 'Won't they ever learn .' She thought . Perhaps she'd go to that political rally tomorrow after all. Oh well time to get ready for the dentist appointment .

 

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'COLONEL'

' Yes! My General ?'

' Stand down the men , and send an invitation to Ferdinand of Baravia .'

"DEAR FERDINAND ,

AFTER TAKING ADVICE , I HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP , AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET , ON NEUTRAL TERRITORY ,TO DISCUSS ACCESS TO THE WATER TABLE TO OUR MUTUAL ADVANTAGE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

RUPERT OF RURITANIA

GENERAL

 

: THE GENERAL HTMIRC 168:243:22:165 HAS JOINED THE CHANNEL.

ELSA> Hi General .

GENERAL> Hi Elsa .

ELSA> Are you well today?

GENERAL> Not really , in fact , I'm quite upset

ELSA> Oh dear! Want to talk about it?

* ELSA HUGGLES THE GENERAL

GENERAL> There's nothing can be done , we're already fighting.

ELSA> There's always something you can do.Even if it's only to give a hug.

ELSA> What started it?

GENERAL> My next door neighbour , came on to my land, and took over my well .

He wouldn't give it back till we made him .

ELSA> That was wrong of him , of course , but if he gave it back , why the problem .

GENERAL> Because he keeps coming back

ELSA> :(

ELSA> Does he say why he takes the well ?

GENERAL> No! But I suppose it's because he's thirsty!

ELSA> Then why not offer him a drink?

GENERAL> But he stole it!!

ELSA> Because he was thirsty!

GENERAL> Ye-es!! But he hurt people when he took it .

ELSA> Did you hurt anyone when you took it back?

GENERAL> Well yes!

ELSA> So why not make the first move , offer a hug instead of a punch .

GENERAL> Then he'll think I'm weak .

ELSA> But you'll know that you're not. You see this site was built on the values of LOVE AND HUGS : We believe that when something good is done , anywhere , no matter how small . It goes a long way to countering the evil all around us .

GENERAL> So if I offer water..........?

ELSA> You're really giving love and goodness .

GENERAL> Anyway , I'm sorry Elsa , I must go . I have an important job to do .

ELSA> O.K. General , just think of what I said ! Hope I was able to help .

GENERAL> More than you know Elsa . Bye and thanks.

ELSA> Bye General , LOVE AND HUGS !

* Elsa hugs The General goodbye .

* THE GENERAL HAS SIGNED OFF : LEFT THE CHANNEL

 

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Elsa sighed and switched on the news . Ruritania and Bavaria were at each others throats again, something to do with water tables and access . 'Won't they ever learn .' She thought .

 

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'COLONEL'

' Yes! My General ?'

' Stand down the men , and send an invitation to Ferdinand of Bavaria .'

"DEAR FERDINAND ,

AFTER TAKING ADVICE , I HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP , AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET , ON NEUTRAL TERRITORY ,TO DISCUSS ACCESS TO THE WATER TABLE TO OUR MUTUAL ADVANTAGE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

RUPERT OF RURITANIA

GENERAL

  

  

  

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