Part 3
The rangers were called to downtown. femitazer had shown up at a local deli and proclaimed "You are what you eat" the poor guy who was eating hotdogs became a female pig-horse-cow blend. Femitazer took all the food that the deli had left over and began to walk down the street. The Xmen stopped the monster at the movie theater and were in combat. The first to fall was Shadowcat. Femitazer cast this spell on the teen ghost, "every time you pass through a wall, your body will become small." Then the monster blew on Kitty forcing her to fly through the old doors. When she came out, she was three feet tall. wolverine received a taste of magic from Femitazer. "Your heal power can not save you from this, you will be a baby when I give you a kiss" At this, bright red laser beams fashioned into lips touched Wolverine. As much as his heal factor tried to save him, SHE was in diapers in two minutes. Cyclops managed to squeeze off one beam before the monster attacked him. "Now you will feel a nervous twitch, and you and your wife will switch. "Scott was knocked out and when he came to, he was in Jean's body. Jean was a three year old scott and couldn't use the eyebeam. Gambit only served to make the monster mad. "you who can give things a kinetic blast, i'll send you to the past." the cajun flew through the timeportal and woke up as a fair lady in medieval times. rogue was next to be victimized. "you whose power makes you cry, inside your own body you will fly." Rogue split into two people. Rogue yellow was the one with Reasoning powers, and rogue pink was the body with only imagination for brain power. Nightcrawler tryed to port away but couldn't. "You who can easily get from here to there, will with every porting, get bigger breasts and longer hair." The blue girl ported away to the other side of the street. On the other side, the spell had come true. Kurtina's hair was waist length and already the boobs were AA sized.
Femitazer vanished again after this change session and all the heroes were on guard.
Meanwhile, in medival times, Lady Cardthrower was receiving scores of suitors. If she
didn't like anyone, she charged their bodies up and threw them from the castle.
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