Bogus

by

Holly V

 

I never got on with my twin sister, she was the good girl and I was the bad boy always in trouble but we pretended to be friends especially for mum and dad. We were both blue eyed, blonde haired 5foot 10 tall, and that's where the similarities ended. My sister Catherine joined the police force I must admit she looked sexy in the uniform; I became a con man, thief all round crook.

It was on one of my con jobs when things started to move on towards a big score. It was Monday morning about 9.30 a.m., and I was sat in my car down Queens Street London waiting for the post man to finish his deliveries. I was dressed in a Royal mail uniform and cap that I had bought off F.bay the auction site for £50.00 a good bargain, you can buy anything off F.bay. The local postman had a goatee beard I looked nothing like him but after I put sunglasses on and a false beard on I could pass as him at a quick glance just in case a Royal Mail van drove down the street after all it would look strange if a different postman was making the rounds. I got out the car and grabbed the red Royal Mail bag and a bunch of envelopes wrapped in a rubber band after all I needed to look like I was delivering. Now the secret is to pretend to deliver to houses with no cars on the drive that meant the house was empty that meant you could either steal the mail and hopefully get something interesting like credit cards or actually break in to the house. No one suspected a postie after all there allowed to trespass on properties.

I walked into number 70's drive bingo mail stuck in post box wow I thought a credit card and driving licence well Mr Jones your off to go on a spending spree. A fairly good haul today 3 credit cards, two pass ports I could sell, a parcel and a driving licence I got in the car and drove away.

When I got home I put the uniform with my others and got changed. Then I went back out to sell the passports to my dealer.

"Hey Carl how's it going?" he said

"Fine mate, are you interested in these?" I handed him the pass ports.

"Sure £150 each ok?"

"Fine" I said

"Carl why don't you think bigger than these small jobs, I'm sure someone with your brains could pull off a big score".

"Sure I guess!" I glanced at my watch "God is that the time got to run".

"Ok cya but remembered what I said"

I had forgotten I had agreed to meet my mum and sister for something to eat at lunchtime.

I was a little late when I got to the restraunt at Covent Garden.

"Hi mum where is Cathy?" I said leaning over to kiss my mum and noticing Cathy wasn't here yet.

"She's just arrived" mum said I turned around to see my sister enter. She looked stunning her long blonde hair shining in the sun light and her big smile with plump red lips; she had a grey skirt suit and red low cut top on finished off with black boots.

"Hi mum, hi bro".

 

"Wow you too look alike when you're stood together". Said my mum

We both nervously laughed.

"Except he has short hair stubble and no tits" said Cathy

I grinned

It was half way through the meal when mum said "so Catherine are you off to tell us?"

"Yep I got it promotion, I'm still in uniform but now I'm the boss of my unit!"

"Congratulations" we both said in unison.

"It's just come at the right time especially since……." She went quite.

"Since what?" I asked

"Well you didn't here it from me but the Royal princess of Bodoa is coming to the UK for a royal visit and she's bringing 2 million pounds worth of jewels with her as a gift to the queen, and I am personally in charge of the security arrangements".

"Wow" I said

Sometime later we all parted and I started thinking about the big score Boris mentioned, I had an idea but I would need lots of help. I rung Boris and told him my plans he agreed to supply the heavy muscle for a cut, a cut of the 2 million pounds worth of jewels I planned to steal under my sister's nose.

When I got home Lola was waiting for me she often worked con's often posing as a posh lady when she was really cockney.

"Hi darling" I gave her a kiss she give me one back. "Your good at disguising yourself aren't you Lola?"

"Yeah"

"I need you to use your talents to turn me into my sister".

"WHAT?"

I showed her a photo of my sister and explained my plans.

"Your twin's well that should be easy".

"I slipped the spare key to Catherine's house out of my mother's purse, so we will break into her house tomorrow" I said.

"Ok but I need to go out and buy a few things" Lola said.

The next day we waited to Catherine to go out and catch the tube to work "ok lets go" I said. We entered Cathy's house, "let's get to work "laughed Lola.

First of all I shaved and waxed all the hair off my body and washed in Cathy's bath products.

"Ok good now lets stick these on you" said Lola has she handed me what looked like breasts.

She stuck them on me I laughed. I looked on a chair near the bed on it was the suit and top and what must have been the bra and panties Cathy had worn yesterday when we met for dinner.

"Put them on Carl"

"Ok" I put on just the red top, grey skirt and bra and panties on and a pair of black boots.

"Good body girlfriend" Lola laughed "ok sit at your sister's make up table"

I sat down in front of the mirror.

"Ok Carl lets look at that photo" she looked at the photo and started work.

Fist was foundation, and then my eyes the mascara made my eyes feel sticky

"Ok now for that ruby red smile"

I felt the red lipstick on my lips it made me feel sexy.

"Ok I got some false nails plain just like your sisters, hold still".

Once they were on it made my hand feel strange it felt like I shouldn't move my fingers.

"Ok one final touch" I felt something clip on to my head followed by lots of combing and spraying.

I heard a "wow well hello Catherine"

I stood up and looked in the mirror it was Catherine staring back at me with the same plump red smile I couldn't believe it.

"You make one hot chick Carl, have you ever impersonated your sister before?"

"Only when we were kids".

"I think you should have a test first before you walk into a police station as your sis"

"What test?"

Lola picked up the phone and dialled "Hello Mrs Free"

"What you doing ringing my mum?"

"SSSHHHH this is wpc Willis I'm ringing on behalf of the super, she'd like to meet you for tea tonight" there was a pause "ok yes that will be fine, I shall tell her thank you bye….. Ok Carl or should I say Catherine your meeting your mum for lunch tonight if you can fool her you can fool anybody".

  

  

  

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