Be Careful Out There!

by Jacques Hughes

  

Be Careful Out There.

Hello, my name is Jacqui. I am writing this story as a warning to others who might wish to have a more exciting sex-life -- don't be too ambitious it can go terribly wrong!

I am in my mid 30s and am happily married to James, who is about ten years older than me. We live in a respectable modern housing estate in Middle England. It is a quiet place to live and, whilst we get on well with our neighbours, most people keep themselves to themselves. James has a good managerial job at a local light engineering company. I used to work there as a secretary, which is how I met James. I stopped working once he got promoted and we did not need the money anymore. We don't have any children, and I do a little part time secretarial work for a local charity.

One day I was having a coffee with my best friend Kelly on one of our regular girls shopping outings. Kelly is younger than me, in her late 20s, and is a more lively and outgoing person. She had just broken up with her latest boyfriend and was consequently feeling a little sorry for herself.

Out of the blue, she asked me if I had ever thought having breast enlargements. I said that I had vaguely considered it in the past, but at my age and because I was happily married to James there seemed to be little point. She started to talk about he sex life, quite calmly, there in the cafe. I was a bit embarrassed because other customers might be listening to our conversation, but Kelly did not ever seem to worry about things like that. Kelly said that she thought she could pull men more easily if her tits were larger. And that would mean a better sex life! She told me that she couldn't face the idea of surgery but had found a web site for a herbal medicine company that claimed to sell herbal pills that would enlarge the breasts without the need for surgery. They also sold pills and remedies that did also sorts of other things - make the labia bigger, make the clitoris more sensitive, enhance the sensations in your g-spot and so on. She said that she would like to make her g-spot more sensitive to enhance her vaginal orgasms. She asked if I ever had vaginal orgasms when my g-spot was stimulated - I blushed and said I didn't really know. Suddenly sensing my embarrassment about discussing this sort of thing in a public place, she dropped the conversation, after offering to bring the catalogue round to my house, when it arrived.

A week later Kelly called round to see me, she was very excited, the catalogue had arrived and she wanted to tell me all about it. Over a glass of Chardonnay we looked at the catalogue and discussed the products. There were the pills she told me about - that would increase your breast size. Each pill would increase your breasts by one cup size. Kelly was a B-cup and wanted to be a D-cup. Actually my breasts are rather small - I usually wear an A-cup or padded B-cup. Kelly told me that there was a discount for buying in bulk - would I be interested in ordering with her? We would save money on the delivery costs too! She was definitely going to place an order for some breast enlarging pills and g-spot enhancing pills. The catalogue also included pills and lotions to enhance the sex life of men - she asked if would James be interested. I said he probably wouldn't be, but Kelly said she would leave the catalogue anyway.

Actually James does not have a very big penis but I did not tell Kelly that! Also, he is older than me and middle is are starting to take effect. We don't make love so often as we used to and he sometimes doesn't come. I began to wonder if the products in the catalogue could help us both!

Well to cut this part of the story short I decided to order some pills with Kelly. We sent off an order for four breast enlarging pills and two g-spot pills, to share equally. I sent the order off.

That evening I told James what I had done and persuaded him to order some penis enlarging pills and some pills that would make his glans more sensitive. An extra four inches would do us both some good!

A few days later I received a telephone call from the company to ask me about my order. They told me that the pills were very powerful. The breast enlargement pills had been developed from an ancient remedy to keep cows in milk and they would only allow people to take two because the side effects could cause the onset of lactation as well as producing very large breasts. I explained that the pills were to share with my friend and that we would only take two each. I told her that we would be sharing the g-spot pills too. She insisted that I signed a form declaring this to be the case and indemnifying the company from any responsibility for misuse.

I received an acknowledgement from the company and signed the disclaimer and faxed it back to them. It said that the pills were very powerful and that the effects could not be reversed. I had to sign to accept that I understood this and that they would not be responsible for any misuse.

A day later the package arrived. I called Kelly to tell her and she came over that afternoon Kelly and I opened out package. There were the pills and an instruction manual for the use of all their products,

We read the manual. Each breast enlargement pill would add an extra cup size. When taking the pills we should drink plenty of milk and massage the breasts with moisturising cream to avoid getting stretch marks. As the breasts got bigger we should use a special lotion on the nipples so that they got bigger too, otherwise they become painful, as well as looking too small! We had not ordered the nipple cream so we sent off another order. We also made a plan to take the pills together in two weeks time.

Kelly was concerned about the severe warnings about the g-spot pill - only one should be taken. If two were taken it would severely reduce the sensitivity of the clitoris. I told her that the lady had phoned me about this and that it was not a problem as we were only going to take one each!

A second parcel arrived containing James' pills and exactly the same manual, which was just the same as in our package. That evening James and I looked at the manual for the bit about using the male pills. We had ordered four penis enlarging pills that would each add an inch of length. The two other pills would make the glans slightly bigger and make it much more sensitive. James would have to rub a moisturising lotion onto his penis as it grew bigger and the pills would take effect in an hour. We agreed that it would be a good idea for James to take the pills the same time as I was taking mine with Kelly and then later we would have a night of the hottest sex ever!!

So just according to plan, I went round to Kelly's with the pills as arranged leaving James at our house to take his pills. Kelly had ordered and received the nipple enlarging cream and we had plenty of moisturiser handy and milk to drink. Kelly had set out her lounge in a nice relaxing way, with some nice aromantherapy candles and subdued lighting; she had partly closed the curtains so that neighbours and passers by could not see in and watch us. She offered me a glass of wine, but I said that we shouldn't drink when we were taking the medicine. She agreed and put the wine away.

So with a large glass of milk each we took the pills and, slightly embarrassed, we took our tops off. Kelly offered to rub some moisturiser onto my breasts whilst we waited for the pills to take effect. I let her and then rubbed some onto her chest. We would wait until our breasts started to get larger before using the nipple cream.

I was not sure what to expect. I suppose I expected my breast to tingle a bit as they got bigger, but I had no idea what the g-spot pill would do...

The telephone rang. Kelly ignored it; we did not want to be disturbed. Later the doorbell rang, we pretended we were not in - after all how would we explain what we were doing and what would happen if the pills started to act when visitors were there?

Then the door opened and James came rushing in. Kelly quickly picked up her top to cover her breasts. James seemed very alarmed. "It's all gone wrong -- they've sent me the wrong pills" he shouted. "I tried ringing you, but you did not answer, so I had to let myself in using the spare key!"

Kelly looked stunned. She did not know that James had ordered some medicines too.

I calmed him down and asked what was wrong. He had taken his pills and sat at home rubbing the moisturised onto his penis, but it hadn't got any bigger. He then took off his jacket and said "but this happened", pointing to his shirt, which was bulging across his chest.

Kelly and I sat him down and removed his shirt. James was growing breasts! And his skin was stretched and very painful. His nipples were being stretched terribly. We acted quickly and whilst Kelly got James some milk to drink I started to rub the moisturiser on to his chest to take the pain away and then some of the special cream on to his nipples. As he drank the milk he started to relax and Kelly helped me to rub on the creams. James fond this very exciting having his chest rubbed by two topless ladies, whilst experiencing new sensations. His nipples stiffened and he had a hard on. Sensing his discomfort I started rubbing his erection through his jogging pants. Kelly must have been getting exited too because I noticed that she was rubbing her crotch against his leg.

Kelly stood up and told me that she was going to get some more milk for James to drink and that she would be a few minutes. She handed me a box of tissues. I understood from this that she was giving me the chance to give James some relief and that perhaps she wanted to masturbate in private too!

I pulled down his jogging trousers and saw that his underpants were soaked with pre-cum. I pulled his cock out and started stroking it for him. Nothing seemed to happen, so I rubbed harder.

Kelly came back, looking worried, only wearing her panties. "Have a look inside your panties Jacqui", she said. Well, it was no longer time to be modest: Kelly was almost naked and was watching me wank my husband, so I did as she said. I lifted my skirt and pulled down the front of my panties and looked. My panties were wet and I could see my clit, large and erect, through my pubic hair.

"Is the same thing happening to you?" she asked, pulling off her panties to reveal a very large clitoris, standing out proud from her shaved pussy lips.

"Yes, I think it is" I replied. "I think we had better rub some moisturiser on". I took off my skirt and panties and squirted some moisturiser on to my vulva and starter to massage it into my clit. It felt good. It felt very good. Kelly was making grunting noises. I looked up and saw her standing with her legs apart, rubbing her clit which was getting quite large now. She looked like a man wanking a small penis. She came, noisily. And I had an orgasm just at the same time.

James's discomfort was getting worse. His breasts were still getting bigger and he was wanking away furiously to no avail. He couldn't come!

I think it had dawned on us all by now what had happened, but Kelly was the first to say anything. "We taken the other set of pills. James has taken our breast enlargement pills and we have taken his penis enlargement pills. That's why our clitties have grown bigger and are so sensitive."

Then I realised "Then James has taken our g-spot pills... and he has taken a double dose! That must be why he can't have an orgasm; he needs his g-spot stimulating. The poor thing is fit to burst".

Kelly rushed off to her bedroom and came back with a towel, a tube of lubricating gel and a vibrator. It was a special g-spot vibrator - pale blue, smooth, with a curved tip. "Take you clothes off James, and put the towel on the sofa... shuffle forward to sit on the edge and lift your legs up ... that's it!". Kelly squirted some lube on to the vibrator and placed the tip at the entrance to James's anus. She worked the vibrator abound a bit, slowly applying some pressure. The she removed it and added some more lube. She had clearly done this before, I thought, but I didn't say anything. She was being very careful as if she knew it would hurt. Kelly pushed the vibrator slowly inside James, working it up inside his anus, gently turning it around from side to side and pushing further in, a bit at a time. I slowly stroked his cock. Then suddenly he bucked his hips up and down and his cock started spurting jets of semen over his new tits. Kelly let go of the vibrator and I could see it jerking in and out of him as his anus spasmed. "There, I think we found the spot!" Kelly said, looking pleased with herself. She started to rub her clit again ...

I was shocked and angry about all this. I rang the Shong Kee Herbal Medicine Company to complain; but all I got was the answering machine because it was the weekend. It was lucky really because I didn't really know what to say!

By Monday things had got worse. Milk was starting to leak from James's new breasts, so he had to take the day off work. I did get through to the company on the phone. They told me that there was nothing they could do. They had given us warnings about abusing the medicines and I had signed an indemnity form. They had told us that the effects were not reversible and I had signed to say that I accepted that. It was not their fault that James and I have the same initials and that we had got the packages confused.

Looking back at the whole affair a few months later I now realise the full implications of what we have done. I now have a two inch long clitoris that is very sensitive. I cannot wear lacy lingerie any more, otherwise I have orgasms at the most inappropriate of times. James has a pair of 38 D breasts which cannot be reduced surgically. We have had to buy him a whole new set of bras and women's blouses because of this. In fact, because so many people stared at him we have started to grow his hair long and wear skirts, because he says it is less embarrassing to be a butch woman than a man with breasts. He as lost his job because of this - the company did have a diversity policy that allows staff to change gender - but he had not applied for permission in advance! He has large brown nipples that are lactating, and when I am not at home to suckle, he has to use a breast pump every 3 hours. His penis has lost all sensitivity and he can only have an orgasm when I bugger him with a strap on dildo.

And Kelly? She is still my best friend, even after all that has happened. She went ahead and got some more pills for her breast enlargement, and now works in the adult film industry where he big tits and clit are much in demand. But she was always less inhibited than me!

  

  

  

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